The Living Tombstone and Mic the Microphone - Collecting Cookies

[ChiraChan]

This is not a pony song.. but it's from The Living Tombstone and Mic the Microphone, so maybe that counts? ^^'

I just thought I'd try suggesting it anyway even though it's not MLP, since I think it's pretty awesome and I'd love to sing it. :)
(Sorry if it breaks any rules.)

Lyrics:

Verse 1:

I am a lawyer, and I'm a father,
I talk well by the rules and do my best to care for my kids,
Got so much money, I got a happy family
I got a busy schedule, so I can't talk right now, sorry

I am a student, I've got PHDs,
I majored in Drama, Science, Laws, Music, Philosophy
I'm an example, every body wants me
But none of it matters since I'm just sit collectin' cookies.

Verse 2:

I am a party boy. I like to be.
In clubs Twerkin' and Dancin', Bein' dumb with people like me
I don't really mind cause I've got no self-esteem
There's plenty to go around cause there's no 'I' in TEAM.

I am a runner, I'm an athlete
I like to run and be the fastest like a bolt of lightning
Be number one, I want more medals, I want to win
If I can't get there I can shoot adrenaline.

But I, got no one, I got no job, no talent that I'm good at,
So I'm lying, in bed I am crying, wishing that I'll get lucky someday,

I'm crying, I'm crying, and whining, and whining
wishing that I'll get lucky someday,
I'm crying, I'm crying, and whining,

But none of it matters really since I just sit collecting cookies.

[Diponi]

Wouldn't be the first non-brony song. More like a brownie song. *ba dum tss*

So yeah, I don't think it's a bad suggestion, as there's already non-pony stuff from Tara Strong, Hey Ocean, Littlest Pet Shop, All Levels at Once, etc..
That being said, having unrelated songs doesn't really justify adding more of those. I'd say there's a line here that needs to be drawn.