Sherclop Pones - How Applejack Won The War

[UltraTF]

There is a animated version but it might be a little gruesome.

Day one
War's begun
Come on johnny get your gun
At fruit camp we learn to shoot
Boy my helmet sure looks cute!

March out
Rendezvous
Hey I'm speaking fancy too
Agent Orange? Just wait and see
Apple tanks are all we need!

Day two
Lots to do
Rarity is working too
War is like an Apple Farm
Raze that field and raise this barn

So far
It's a breeze
Some civilian casualties
Hit your mark, a fatal blow
Grab your partner, do-si-do

Draft horse
No remorse
Alpha, bravo, charley-horse
Family bonding, selling bonds
Signing treaties, singing songs

Take off!
Bombs away!
In my plastic aeroplane
Hope my backup gets here soon
Hey it's Twilight Sparkle's Balloon!

Day three
Out at sea
In my apple submarine
In the silence, spendin' time
Ruminatin' on my crimes

Wake up
Not done yet
Battle time, all hands on deck
We can sink their battleship
Burn them to a Honeycrisp

White flag?
We're not done
Got those cowards on the run
Round 'em up, no need to stall
Take no prisoners, kill them all!

Day four
Won the war
Loyal to my apple corps
Ponyville gives amnesty
Red delicious victory

Warhorse
Proud to be
Freedom isn't Everfree
Hung my ribbons at the door
That's how Apples won the war!

[Smilley]

I think that's beyond the PG-13 limit we want to keep MLK at. I know it's all in good fun, and I love the work of Sherclop Pones, but we need to draw a line sometimes.

[Velvetfog]

Ah, I was wonderign why this song was not in the game.  Thanks for clearing that up.