Al0nzy, Dr H00ves! by C0pp3r Gryph0n

[ManetorMyth]

I know this is asking a bit much but this song can be a really fun challenge for people to sing.

Lyrics:

(Verse 1)

Allons-y! Hello, I'm the doctor
Shocked to see a Time Lord spittin' raw words
Electrifying like Cybermen, it's a shocker
Flowin' from the mouth of a pony, I'm here to rock earth
Into my TARDIS, the farthest reaches of all this world are just beyond my console
I'm honest with all my promises
Is this leaving you startled, I'm sorry, just take it in stride
And yes, I know that it's bigger on the inside.
Lyrical miracles are just scratching the surface of
The mythical, inexplicable things you will observe with me
So take a seat, as I lay down some syllables
It's truly irresistible like something that is fictional
Unthinkable to give this up
Everyday you feel the rush
Know that when you get in trouble, I'm the one that you can trust
Ponies think that time is like a line from point to point, but
It's more like a big ball of Wibbly-Wobbly, Timey-Wimey stuff.


(Chorus)

Anything that you want to see, just come with me
Into the future or back in history
You'll never be bored
Rocking with a Time Lord
So feel the rhythm, these rhymes will set you free
And if you feel like you've lost your place
There'll always be one with me in space
Find what you've pined for
Rolling with a Time Lord
Listen to the beat and my voice will keep you safe.


(Verse 2)

It's cuz of me that the Silence fell
And even Satan saw defeat in his pit of Hell
Well,
I beat Slitheen down, sweep the Dalek fleet out
Overheat the beat like a treat from Sweetie Belle
When Weeping Angels try to pick up a pony and send them in time
You can bet that I'm bringing a rhyme
Scaring 'em off in a fez and bowtie
I'm the lyrical pinnacle bringing the fill of a whimsical rhythm so mystical
The ponies I bring on my ship'll be with me until they're fulfilled, indivisible
Raxacoricofallapatorius, that's where the Slitheen, notorious
Criminals came from, bent on destroying us
I was the one who emerged victorious
Historians don't even know of the glorious pony who steals the show
Whenever somepony tries to overthrow
Celestia, Luna, or Cadence's throne
Get ready for me to bestow
A key to the TARDIS room of control
Just name any place and we'll go
Space and time, anywhere, who knows?
No need for boundaries, the world's your home
A madpony, box, and a fez, and a bow
Behold, a world like you've never known
Step inside, Geronimo!


(Verse 3)

Like Vastha Nerada, I've had companions and lost 'em
To the darkness that swallowed them from steppin' into the shadows
Just know the danger that's present
Cuz while this may just seem pleasant
I can't protect you at all times so use your head and be hesitant
But if you think you've got what it takes
I've made my case
And won't make the mistakes of my previous regenerates
It's intergalactic, the greatest thing that can happen to you
So hop aboard the TARDIS
And together we will be fantastic.

The chorus is after each verse just to let you know.